Dear Money, breaking up is hard to do. But I need to tell you I've met Someone else. You promised to secure my future and make me happy. I felt safe with you and believed we could grow together. But not long ago, you sprouted wings like an eagle and flew away from me.
I guess our relationship changed, or maybe I changed. Maybe you changed me. I'm not sure if I'm more possessive of you or vice versa. Can't live with you; can't live without you. I feel like a slave serving a master. I want my freedom back.
So, goodbye, Money! I loved you once, but let's just be friends, okay?